Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts

19 August 2013

Never sprinkle Viagra on your vegatable garden


Due to the rain we forgot about the garden and when things started to dry out 
the kids picked these monster cucumbers. The smallest one was about 9 inches.

09 August 2013

You know you live in the country ...


When you have grass growing inside you front fender under your door hinges


Instead of chrome tail pipes you have mud tail pipes

02 June 2013

Its official



Its official my New York/Florida mindset has been replaced with the Ozark spirit way of life. You see yesterday I went to a wedding with the family dressed in a button down, a pair of cotton duck Carhartt work dungarees, and my Timberland work boots.  



What would my mother say?



04 May 2013

I thought it was spring



The other day it was 88 degrees on the Homestead and now it’s been chilly and raining for the last 3 days with yesterday being the worst.

Our little Weather Bunny Judith reports that it was freezing with lots of icy rain and the oatmeal factor was at least a 10 if not more.

Closing her report she was quoted as saying “Must be that Wacky Weather caused by that Al Gore guy!”

You know he invented the internet or maybe it was tall tales.